La primavera está definitivamente entre nosotros y afectando poderosamente nuestra manera de pensar. Estamos confundidos por que creemos que en esta estación tienen lugar los sentimientos mas dulces y que es el momento mas propicio para vicios como el amor
y paddle.
Trate de relajarse y seguir minuciosamente las instrucciones para atravesar la primavera de una manera digna y secretamente triste.
GUIA PARA ATRAVESAR LA PRIMAVERA
- TRATE DE NO ESTAR ENAMORADO. Igualmente usted va a morir
- CHIFLELE A LAS DAMAS DE MANERA VULGAR. Será rechazado e ignorado como toda su vida.
- EVITE LLORAR EN BARES.
- COMPRE UN PERRO, PIERDALO Y BUSQUELO DESEPERADAMENTE. Trabajará la culpa y la soledad como nunca.
- NO PAGUE LOS CIGARRILLOS CON EL CAMBIO JUSTO.
- AME EN SILENCIO A SU VECINA Y CONFIESELO EN NAVIDAD, ANTES DE LAS DOCE.
- DESNUDESE FRENTE A SUS AMIGOS Y ESTUDIE CAUTELOSAMENTE SU REACCION.
- NO VALLA AL GIMNASIO
- SIENTESE EN SU SILLON, PRENDA UN CIGARRILLO Y NO DEJE QUE NINGUN ESPEJO LE OFREZCA UNA VISION CLARA DEL PASO DEL TIEMPO SOBRE SU ROSTRO. ESPERE QUE LLEGUE EL MOMENTO Y CUANDO LO SIENTA, SALGA A LA CALLE, SIENTASE JOVEN, CORRA DESESPERADAMENTE AL CARREFOUR DIRIGIENDOSE A LA GONDOLA DE PERFUMERIA, VEA A LA PROMOTORA DE PERFUMES Y PREGUNTELE CUAL ES LA MEJOR OPCION PARA UNA DAMA QUE TODAVIA NO CONOCE. PREPARESE Y RECIBA LA SONRISA DE ESTA SEÑORITA COMO UNA CARICIA DEL PASADO, COMO EL PERFUME QUE TODAVIA RECUERDA DE SUS SUEÑOS MAS HERMOSOS, COMO LA OSCURIDAD LUMINOSA DE SU ULTIMA NOCHE ETERNA,COMO LA LAGRIMA EN SU ROSTRO CUANDO RECUERDA UN AMOR QUE YA NO ESTA. DEVUELVALE LA SONRISA, COMPRE EL PERFUME, REGALESELO Y REGALESE A USTED MISMO LA NOTICIA DE QUE AUN ESTA VIVO Y ESTA SINTIENDO.
CHANO.
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Laugh, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired.
Smile, even when you’re trying to not to cry and the tears are blurring your vision.
Sing, even when people stare at you and tell you your voice is crappy.
Trust, even when your heart begs you not to.- Alysha Speer
They taught me that
She is PERFECT ♥
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Supernatural Intros, Seasons 1-7
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R.I.P. WHITNEY.
“Danny and Dougie are still in bed. You know I caught them last night, have you seen The Notebook? Well, it’s a good film, but it’s renowned to be like the girliest movie ever. It’s not a movie that you’d watch with your guy friends. So anyway, last night I’d gone to bed, and I heard the TV on, and it was quite loud. So I walked out on to the balcony, and it’s Danny and Dougie sitting on the sofa, and they’re watching The Notebook. But they’re like into it. And Danny never likes films, but he’s watching it and it’s a tearjerker, a really sad film. And he’s like ‘Oh no, oh no, I can’t believe it… Is that really happening? That’s so sad!’ And at the end he’s like, ‘Oh no, I’ve got tingles, I’m nearly crying!’ And he didn’t know I was listening to him. And at the end, ‘cause in the movie, the guy builds a house as a present for a woman, and Danny goes, ‘Dougie, I want a house like that. Dougie, me and you could live on a lake in a big white house.’ So anyway, this morning at about six o’clock, I get woken up by them, and I’m thinking ‘what are they doing up at six?’ So, I walk into Dougie’s room, and they’re both in bed – in Dougie’s bed – and I’m like, ‘What are you doing?’ And they go, ‘Mate, we just got into bed. That film was amazing.’ I mean, they’re both in bed with each other, after watching The Notebook and I’m like what are you doing you Idiots?!” - Tom talking about Danny and Dougie watching The Notebook
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